Homicide Hotline Lyrics

[Chorus]
Thinking about murder?
Dial the homicide hotline
If you wanna kill somebody, homicide hotline
You got beef to settle? homicide hotline
Or if you get attacked by boredom? homicide hotline

[Verse 1]
Every wanted a venture to kill, for the rush or for a thrill
Angry about bills?
Here's how to experience the feel
Pick up the phone, wait for tone, then dial our number, forget the area code
The call will go through, now here's what you do
You're gonna hear a voice that sounds like Jammy
Ask him what's good?
He'll connect you with someone straight from the hood
Then tell him your story, when it's revenge or for personal glory
He'll set you right up, and pick you up the next morning
Then it'll be time, for the ride of your life
At least someone will die before the end of the night

[Chorus]
Thinking about murder?
Dial the homicide hotline
If you wanna kill somebody, homicide hotline
You got beef to settle? homicide hotline
Or if you get attacked by boredom? homicide hotline

[Verse 2]
Did you survive?
Is your target alive?
Either way, we're here 9 to 5
But if you would like to call back again
Feel free to join the group that we're in
We're always looking for new recruits
You can kill some more, and you get a fruit suit
And you're not restricted by telephone limits
And you won't have to pay ten dollars a minute
Not to mention long distance, and tax addictions
But if you don't, that's fine, your loss, not mine
Still call today, we're having a sale
We'll make sure to delay that bill in your mail

[Chorus]
Thinking about murder?
Dial the homicide hotline
If you wanna kill somebody, homicide hotline
You got beef to settle? homicide hotline
Or if you get attacked by boredom? homicide hotline