Jingle Bells Lyrics

(Chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh

[Verse 1]
Yo, you think this is gonna be a white Christmas
Fuck that, I'm dressed with a hockey mask and leaving with a butcher knife
Leavin blood on the show
Caught Patrick cheatin, Santa wanted to punch that ho
That ain't a joke, he don't play
He's gonna be checkin the naughty list five times a day
He thought he could laugh all the way
But he wasn't laughin when I jacked him for his sleigh
Oh no, Nick's a goner
He's in my tummy, while I'm eatin Blitzen and Donor
Go back to the North Pole
And give Mrs. Claus something to ride on
She's on her knees sayin "Jizz on me baby"
Really gave the new meaning to "Ho, Ho, Ho"
Watch out Santa, your wife on the prowl
Gonna kick you out
And leave you out in the cold

(Chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh

[Verse 2]
Time to play Reindeer Games
Grab Rudolph's horns and bend em back til his nose turns red
I'm gonna send him back to his faggot friends
While I burn his nuts on fire
Oh my, Santa listed me as naughty
Because I fucked his wife and his daughter
He got mad when I left nog on their pussy
Oh why do you gotta act like a wussy
You need to lose some weight my friend
All the milk and cookies get eaten too quick
I mean really, when was the last time you seen your dick
Sorry to throw a fit
But every year I got molested by my mom while receiving clothes and shit

(Chorus)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingling all the all
Oh what fun it is to ride
Mrs. Claus in the humpin' sleigh


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